Book Shelf

After the biennial room swap, my oldest daughter chose the upper bunk in the shared room (actually, she might have been assigned it now that I think about it). Many nights she and her sister are both curled up in their beds with a book (or two or three). The one problem with this arrangement was that there was no place for her to put her books. I'd been meaning to get around to building her a shelf and when she complained that she couldn't see her new clock from her bed, I finally took care of it.

So, yesterday after a nice lunch with our small group, I stopped by the library for some cheap used books (25¢).

After looking for a hard cover book with a title I could live with, I ended up with Queen, the Life and Music of Dinah Washington. I have no idea if it is a good book or not because I cut out most of the content.



The dremel worked ok, but the pages were getting a little singed. The box cutter ended up doing a pretty good job, but I had to cut from the other side once I was deep enough for the handle to get in the way.


I used a piece of decking I had lying around since it was just the right thickness to fit in this particular tome. It also afforded me a little more space to mount the keyhole brackets on an angle. I didn't have enough room to get them vertical and wanted to do better than a strict horizontal positioning. I was afraid that my daughter would bump the shelf side ways and knock it on her sister's head.

I glued the wood in the cutout section of the book and clamped it until the wood glue cured.

You can never have enough clamps...


After a couple of wall anchors, my daughter was set...



her very own "book" shelf.

Kitchen Clocks

For most electronics these days, it's the little extra features that make people go "Wow!" or "I've got to have it." But one thing that has become ubiquitous on everything is a clock. Here are the clocks in our kitchen.

But my wife must really be driven by the clock (Not!). She wanted a kitchen clock to go on the soffit. The old one died and she didn't think it matched our walls anyway. Finding a clock to fit was a challenge. Most were too big to fit the space or just didn't look right. While Christmas shopping, I got inspired and decided I should build a clock. Not just a clock that would hang on the wall, but one that would be built into the wall.

Obviously I couldn't hide a built in clock before Christmas so I had a little bit of fun wrapping her gifts. First she opened a battery holder. The next package had a blank wall face plate and mounting bracket. She gave me a very confused look. :-) The final package had the clock mechanism, but it still wasn't obvious what I was up to.

Above the sink behind the wood panel I cut a hole for the mounting bracket and face plate. It is here the I reached my arm in to place the clock mechanism in the hole I drilled in the soffit. I soldered wires to the clock mechanism so that I could put the battery holder right behind the face plate.

My wife and I figure that if we ever move, the new owners will be scratching their head for a bit when the clock stops running.

Halloween Creativity

This year Halloween had the usual activities going on at our house: pumpkin carving, costumes, lots of sugar. When my girls picked out pumpkins, one already had in mind that she wanted to make a Larry pumpkin. When we finally got around to carving them, her sister decided that her pumpkin would make a great Bob.


Usually I spray the pumpkins with a coat of WD-40 to help keep them fresher. Since we carved them only a couple of days before hand, I didn't think it was necessary. Unfortunately, there were some squirrels that didn't like our choice of designs and decided to add their own touch the next morning. My girls were not amused with their Mike Wazowski pumpkins.


My youngest's pumpkin was untouched until a day later, and then, just a little on the bottom of the mouth. She commented that it lost a tooth. (She's got a good sense of humor).

This year my wife wanted to join a few other families for a Halloween party for the adults and the kids. This meant that she wanted us to dress up in our costumes that she had made for my college roommate's masquerade wedding (I was Robin Hood). The night before I gave my parents a call to borrow the old long bow from when I was a kid. Unfortunately, it was located at my nephew's house which was farther than I wanted to drive to (besides, my wife wasn't home, and the kids were in bed). Time to get creative.

I rummaged around in the garage and found a piece of screen molding. To bend it, I filled up the bath tub with hot water and wedged it in with a slight bend. After about an hour, I bent it more and held the center down with a brick. I left it in the tub overnight (which drains on its own I found out). After a couple of notches with a Dremel tool and some string I had myself a decent bow.

BBQ Sauce Mop

One of my favorite things about summer is all of the extra time to grill. Now, don't get me wrong, I grill all winter long. It's just a lot easier to grill during the summer. Tomorrow I'm going to spend the afternoon tending to a brisket on my grill.

One thing I've seen in my grilling books is a sauce mop for keeping the brisket moist. I saw one recently at a store, but the store is farther than I'm willing to spend the money on gas to go back and get it. So I thought I could try to make my own. I stopped at Walmart and bought a replacement cotton mop head. With that and a dowel rod, I'd be in business.

Using only a small portion of the cotton yarn from the mop head, I fashioned myself a decent BBQ mop. In fact I was quite proud of my handiwork.

But I don't think I want to use it. The cotton mop is shedding lint more than a Husky in the spring. I thought maybe if I kept the cut ends up (and left loops at the bottom) that that would fix the shedding problem.
It's better, but still sheds. Has any one made their own BBQ sauce mop? I don't think I want extra cotton on my brisket tomorrow for dinner.

Finding bugs

As a software engineer, I am often faced with the responsibility that when bugs are found to hunt out the source of the bugs and eradicate them. My wife wishes I could do the same for the ants in the kitchen, but no such luck yet.

When I was a kid, I loved trash day. My friends and I would hop on our bikes and troll the neighborhood to see what we could find. It's amazing what perfectly good junk you could find. As an adult, I still enjoy trash days and drive a little slower to see what I can pick up. Usually the professional scavengers have picked up anything worthwhile, but I have stumbled on a few things that I have even managed to convince my wife to let me keep. I'll have to share some of what I have created with this stuff later.

Last week, I peered in a trash bin in a lab at work and stumbled across a couple of gems that I had to recycle. One is kept safely tucked away for next year's white elephant exchange with my cousins. The other was a simple 8 screw terminal block. I figured I could use that for something in my work shop and proceeded to cut off the attached wires (mainly because I was lazy and didn't want to loosen all of the screws). When I got back to my desk inspiration struck.

After bringing in a camera to snap a picture of this creation, it wasn't until I got home that inspiration struck again and I realized that the bug was not complete. This post would have to wait for a second picture. Last year at a Christamas grab bag gift exchange my wife landed a tic-tac-toe game where two different color sets of stone heads were used to play. As an office toy, it is quite amusing. Too bad that the only thing that tic-tac-toe is good for is to avert global thermonuclear war. The head was perfect for my bug.

My bug creation is fairly small. If you want to see some big bugs, check out the current exhibit at the Morton Arboretum.
It's a good thing I'm not trying to evict those ants from my kitchen.

Of Mice and Corn

This past weekend our church had an open gym outreach event: inflatable bouncy things for the kids; volleyball, basketball, and corn hole for the adults. Earlier in the week I went to check on my bags to see if any needed to be repaired. I took one look in the bag and now I had the answer for the question from the previous weekend: "Why is there popcorn in my boots?"

Fortunately there was some time to handle this. Online I found corn hole bags at a local retailer for $20-$25 and thought for sure that I could make them for less (plus I was very particular in wanting orange and blue). As luck would have it the local fabric store had multiple 40% off coupons that week.

One of the problems I encountered with my earlier sets of bags was that I had to keep repairing the seams. Anyone that has played cornhole (or bags in my part of the country) know that the bags take a beating. While an exploding bag is fun to see, it is less amusing when you have to play a bag short. When I made this set of bags, I wanted to prevent catastrophic failure. I used a triple stitch for all my machine stitching. In addition, there is a backup row of triple stitches for when the primary one fails. This way an unstressed seam now takes over and no corn is lost. btw this blows through the thread real fast. (The one side that doesn't have the second row of stitching is where the fabric is folded)

Filling the bags provided another opportunity in problem solving. Corn jams up the funnels in our kitchen too easily. The ones I have in the garage weren't much better. The funnels we use for canning are too big mouthed. At first I tried creating a cone with a piece of paper but it was hard to handle. I finally cut the bottom off one of the ubiquitous water bottles. The corn flowed quite nicely (a 2-liter bottle would have worked better, but we didn't have any).


After filling the bags with a pound of feed corn (I have extra if you want some), I wanted to machine stitch the backup row before hand stitching the gap. With a full bag, this is difficult to do as the now three dimensional bag gets in the way. I finally figured out (after making a number of the bags) that what I really needed to do was leave a tab where I turned the bag. I could then easily stitch the reinforcing row of stitches and then tuck it into the bag before hand sewing.

Still being paranoid, I had one more trick up my sleeve. Make an extra bag. Who wouda thunk? Cornhole is played with 4 bags for each team. My sets have 5!

The bags should now be able to survive much playing time. Now to get those stupid mice.

Putting Practice

This past winter we've had a lot more snow than usual. I don't mind so much. I enjoy each season in its season. I also enjoy those 45 degree day anomalies mid-winter so that I can get out and disc golf. I'm not that great of a player; I need a lot of practice. One year my wife had a Longaberger basket party. I let her get a basket if I could get a basket. She puts food in hers, I putt at mine.

The disc golf basket I bought on Ebay was an Instep Portable. It's cheap, easy to take apart and move, and works ok. It suffers from too many putts going through the chains and out the back. The other problem with it is a design flaw where the top of the entrapment section is the same diameter as the bottom section which catches the discs. This causes way too many bounce outs even when the disc is thrown dead center.

Many players try to correct the former by adding a second set of inner chains. I had done this as well when it was my primary practice basket, but it does nothing for the latter.

Last week I realized that I was getting rusty and needed to get some practice in. My basement is not very big (there's another rant: why build a basement with half of it wasted as just a crawlspace), but it has to do.

In one corner of the basement, I hung a blanket by the joists using some of my mini bar clamps, (I love those things). This way, when I miss, it will be quieter and I won't be putting dents in the drywall. The other thing I did was put a string about five links down to shrink the target area. My thought is that when I'm putting out on the course, the basket will seem huge and much easier.

The interesting thing about this is that I think it improved the basket on the two issues I had with it. Since the chains now hang closer together, the number of split throughs is reduced. The string also effectively reduces the upper diameter giving the bottom basket a much better shot at catching the disc as it falls down. Even on high putts, it seems to catch better since the chains are pulled back at a 45 degree angle causing them to deflect the disc down. Normally if a disc hits the upper 4 chains on this basket there is no give, and the disc falls outside the section catching the disc.

Now if I could just improve my putting as much as the I improved my practice basket...